Thanks to the Sister for highlighting these. They amused me.
BEER CAN BRAWL AT WAKE
TIGER WOODS PLAYS WITH OWN BALLS, SAYS NIKE
ARMY VEHICLE DISAPPEARS – An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.
MEETING ON OPEN MEETINGS IS CLOSED
FEDERAL AGENTS RAID GUN SHOPS, FOUND WEAPONS
STATISTICS SHOW THAT TEEN PREGNANCY DROPS OFF SIGNIFICANTLY AFTER 25
ONE-ARMED MAN APPLAUDS THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS