odd headlines

newspaper

Thanks to the Sister for highlighting these. They amused me.

BEER CAN BRAWL AT WAKE

TIGER WOODS PLAYS WITH OWN BALLS, SAYS NIKE

ARMY VEHICLE DISAPPEARS – An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.

MEETING ON OPEN MEETINGS IS CLOSED

FEDERAL AGENTS RAID GUN SHOPS, FOUND WEAPONS

STATISTICS SHOW THAT TEEN PREGNANCY DROPS OFF SIGNIFICANTLY AFTER 25

ONE-ARMED MAN APPLAUDS THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS

*muahahhaahaaa!*

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